I’m Calling About The Hairy Lampshade

Four years ago, the bulb in my bathroom pendant ceiling light exploded.

Today, my tool toting, utility belt wearing, techie whizz pal came to my house, big yellow ladder in hand (over shoulder) and  replaced the duffed light fitting.  It took around 15 minutes.  4 years and 15 minutes.

Tonight I will bathe.  After dark.

 

"I think this is the hairiest lampshade I have EVER seen!" exclaimed Allan

 

One dark night, about two years ago, I lit some candles and hopped in the bath.  As I happily warbled along to Bright Eyes and sculpted funny hairdos/big boobs with my bubble bath bubbles, my relaxing fun time was interrupted by the sound of sirens.  Lots of ‘em.  Then someone rang my door bell.  Irritated by the noisey, buzzy, eee-aw hullabaloo that was drowning out my rendition of Lua, I was pleased Beardy was at home to deal with the surprise visitor/Jehovah’s Witness at the door.  As the sirens continued to make intermittent ‘waaaow’ noises, I could hear Beardy chat to someone over the intercom.  He burst into the bathroom, the door clattering off the wall. I got a fright.  ”The fire brigade are outside!  And they’re here to rescue YOU!” he shouted.  I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or not.  As it transpired, a concerned and cautious neighbour spotted my candles flickering behind the frost of the bathroom window and thought our flat was on fire.  Imagine.  Had Beardy NOT been home, I would have ignored the buzzer presser and continued with my karaoke bath time routine.  Imagine.  Had I not answered the door, there’s every chance a troupe of burly fire fighters would have burst into my hall and right on through to my bathroom only to find me with a frothy white quiff, carefully moulded 38GG bubble breasts, singing sad, sad songs in a fake American accent.

Wow.

 

Hmm… Pinteresting!

Uh-oh. I have a new obsession…

This is the new Pinterest page for Carrie Not The Kind of Girl You’d Marry.

Although I haven’t yet fully grasped the full function and potential of Pinterest (or maybe I have – I’m not sure!), I pretty much understand it to be a personalised series of online pinboards – a place to gather inspiration, to virtually ‘collect’ pretty things and to visually organise and share thoughts and ideas.  I love it.

So far, I have collected 50-odd ‘pins’ (pictures) and have organised them into a series of pinboards including one for interiors, one for fashion & beauty and one for ‘things that made me go wheeep!’

My Made in the Shade partner in craft,  Clare,  has a Pinterest account too and I have to say, the gal got an eye for a beautiful object or two (like we didn’t know that already…).  I’d love for you to come join in the pinning fun!  Once you’ve signed up, come find me here.

New-Look Lounging

Beardy and I moved into our little flat in Glasgow’s eastend about 8 years ago.  Only now is our home starting to shape.  Since deciding to add The Nesting Project as a regular blog feature, I’ve made but a teensy weensy bit of progress each week.  Not in the boudoir as planned, but in our living room. Progress nonetheless.

Over the years I’ve accumulated a lovely collection of prints, photographs and bits and bobs to decorate our bare walls.  Only now though (nearly a decade since we moved in), have we begun to hang and display things properly.  Until just the other day, frames were propped on surfaces, stacked on the floor and stashed away out of sight in cupboards and in corners.  Pretty objects were ‘stored’ rather than displayed and the layout of the furniture in our room reflected less what we like and how we use the space but more what we thought a traditional living room ought to look like.

Today I enjoyed a lazy day off.  I spent the entire afternoon in the new-look living room.  I listened to cds I’d neglected and I read magazines I’ve been saving for months.  The day was quiet, the sky momentarily blue and Smokey Cat and I relished our lounge time with smug little grins on our faces.  She purred and purred from her spot on the pink footstool as I enjoyed cups of tea and platefuls of warm buttery toast on the couch.

Since we're such anti-social little creatures (though we like to pretend otherwise), we ditched our second sofa in favour of creating a litte music area in the corner of the living room. Smokey Cat seems to like it.

One of my favourite homey items, I bought this machine embroidered Hank Williams cushion from the Narrative pop-up shop at the Art Fair a few years ago.

This table came from my mum and dad's old house. The mirror was gifted to me by my mother-in-law and until recently was propped up on the hall floor. Now it's pride of place next to the fireplace.

Previously the mantelpiece was the temporary home for just about everything pretty we own. Things were bundled up, crammed onto the narrow surface. I reorganised this week and now favourite objects have room to breathe.

The ship-in-a-bottle has been in my family for over 30 years. It was made and given to us by Uncle Od (not really an uncle - but as good as). I love it.

A relative newcomer to the mantelpiece collage, this 'lil fella was gifted to me by seamstress extraordinaire and vintage lovin' lady, Leah Halliday. He was damaged in An Unfortunate Incident so now lives with me. Every cloud...

The beginnings of a growing cluster of beautiful things hanging on the wall. That little gap on the bottom right is crying out for a special something...

Before we can tick the living room off on the Nesting Project ‘to deal with’ list, there are  a few niggly little things that need addressing.

The ‘To Deal With’ List

1.  We used to quite like the bare bay window.  The room feels bright and sunshiney when the weather is right.  However, the view outside isn’t exactly what picture postcards are made of (our apartment looks onto a derelict school yard – truly blissful).  You know that cosy feeling you get – the feeling that you’re cocooned inside your own wee nest?  We don’t ever get that.  We want it.  Real bad.   Into the bargain?  It’s kinda draughty…  This week I will be hanging a set of hand-me-down green velvet curtains.  Given to me by my mother, the curtains used to hang in my parent’s  old house.  They were there for over 20 years.  All I need is a darned curtain pole…

2.  Oh – and still on the window theme…  Thanks to a bit of problem solving inspiration from crafty Clare Nicolson yesterday, I am going to try to make my own roller blinds.  Yes.  I am.  And they won’t be no ordinary roller blinds either.  I’m going to be making lace/net curtain roller blinds.  I am excited just typing it.

3.  It’s weird what moving furniture around can do for a bod.  The new music corner is just great and already we’re spending loads of time in it (well, Beardy and Smokey have set up camp over there more than I have – but I do enjoy a little sit down in the nook when I get the chance).  It needs just a couple more bits before the ultimate loungin’ exprience can commence.  I’m on the look out for a (set of) tiny side tables and a circular rug.  Spotted any?  Think thrifty. 

4.  On the far side of the room stands an enormous wall-sized shelving unit.  It has ugly glass doors.  Since we bought it (yeeeeears ago), our intention was to black out the doors with the perfect wallpaper – thus adding a bit of pattern to the whole living room ensemble and hiding the multitude of crap that’s stored on the shelves.  However, turns out?  The perfect wallpaper doesn’t exist.  I came close to snaffling some on Ebay at one point, but I snoozed – and I loozed, and hence, my poor glass doors remain undressed and the multitude of crap remains visible for all to see.

5.  Books are beautiful.  It’s occured to me recently…  People frame prints and photos and flat things.  They frame record sleeves and even 3d objects in box frames.  I have decided that I’m gonna build a book display area above my sofa.  Oh yes. I am not ashamed to say that I do judge a book by it’s cover a little bit – and I want to show off some of my favourites.  Required for this mini project – just one or two lipped shelves and a fine selection of booky wooks. Et voila!

So.  If I don’t update in the next week with some movement on this ‘to do’ list – come poke me with a curtain pole.

Bedroom Blues

So after devouring a scrumptious meal made by Beardy’s fair hand (blackbean chicken with fried vegetables and beansprouts), a little Josh Ritter sing-a-long round the kitchen table and a right ol’ rant about the political direction of the country (don’t even get me started) I have decided that…

1.  I am no longer hungry and in a much better mood than I was but an hour ago

2.  I really ought to listen to Josh Ritter more – the man’s an angel

3.  If we ain’t got nothin’, then we ain’t got nothin’ to lose (how very Kris Kristofferson of me!)

I also felt inspired enough (while singing Girl in the War in fact) to take a few snaps of some choice items I want to include in my new bedroom decor.

The other day, when I was trawling through bits and bobs in search of some eensy weensy glimmer of direction for The Nesting Project, I pulled out my Domino decorating book.  ‘Tis a lovely book.  I am such the sucker for a hard fabric cover and pretty photographs!  In there, along with loads and loads of other tips, I happened upon a wee snippet that suggested grouping favourite items together then organising them into rooms. Actually, the snippet suggested photographing EVERTHING in the house you want to keep -  then shuffle items about into room clusters  – but I didn’t have enough time or energy for that!

Here are just a few of my favourite bedroom picks.

I bought this handmade candle holder from The Maisonette last winter. It's handmade from a reclaimed saucer.

Vintage sheets and pillowcases. I bought these from a charity shop in Dennistoun a while back. So warm and cosy!

Another charity shop find. This little birdy bud vase was bought from the Salvation Army and until recently decorated our Made in the Shade HQ at The Barras. Now it lives with me!

Meet Pie Girl! This 'lil lady will take pride of place in my new bedroom. She is handmade by The Cat in the Shoe. I bought her from the BUST Craftacular in London last summer.

Vintage floral tray. My mother-in-law gifted this to me. Unearthed in a charity shop in Tain! One of my very favourite housey things.

Handmade tealight holder with gun motif. Another BUST Craftacular buy. This was handmade by ceramicist Louise Graham.

Bought for about 30p from another Dennistoun charity shop, I'll make this saucer into a little dressing table trinket dish.

Now…  That’s just the tip of the iceberg.  Let’s get to work!

The Nesting Project via Apartment Therapy

Just as I thought…  The Nesting Project – my bloggy bid to motivate and inspire myself to make some much needed changes in my little house – is feeling sidelined and neglected already.  Now – don’t get me wrong…  I have been thinking about nesting.  I’ve even been reading about nesting.  I’ve surely been talking about it – but just can’t seem to pull together neither the oomph nor the material resources I need to get going.  Och, boohiss to that.

To complicate matters more, nesting priorities have shifted slightly, in that my attentions have been turned from bedroom to, well… every other blinkin’ room in the house.  Our new Made in the Shade online shop is set to open in just a few weeks and by the time the virtual doors open to the world, I need to have claimed at least a corner of the flat and transformed it into my new, super functional, uber organised workspace. Aherm.  That’s do-able, right?

Even writing about this is making me feel a bit squeamish.  Rather than moan and groan though, here are some images I found while scouring swank US blog,  Apartment Therapy.  Thanks to Jolene at Precious East for passing this gem my way! If you have a penchant for interiors, before/after DIY efforts or just like a snoop around someone else’s fancy apartment – it’s worth a visit.  Needless to say, all images featured below have been borrowed from Apartment Therapy.  Oh yes.

Swoonio.

Love this painted flooring...

Fitting a little nook into otherwise wasted space. That's what I need to do!

Oh, to click my heels and make a wish...